The best animal jokes

What happened when the shark became famous? He tured into a starfish.
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For our daughters 5th birthday we bought her a rabbit. We couldn’t help laughing when on the way she announced "the rabbit’s name is Sparingly." "How do you know?" I asked "look" she responded "it says “feed sparingly 3 times daily."
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A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
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Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
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What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
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What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
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