The best animal jokes

Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
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What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
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What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
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What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay.
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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