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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
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I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
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