What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.