Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.