What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.