The best animal jokes

How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids
Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids, weather
A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground. The father approaches his son and asks what he's looking at. The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they're doing. They father replies that the two spiders are having sex. It's a completely natural thing that a mommy and daddy do when they love each other. The son then asks if one is a daddy long leg and the other is a mommy long leg. The father says that they're both daddy long legs. The son stomps on them, killing them. The father asks why he did that. The boy replies "I don't want any of that faggot-ass shit in my yard."
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, sex, vulgar
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.
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has 51.45 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, history, school
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