The best animal jokes

A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
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What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
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What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
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