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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay.
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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