What happened when the shark became famous? He tured into a starfish.
For our daughters 5th birthday we bought her a rabbit. We couldn’t help laughing when on the way she announced "the rabbit’s name is Sparingly." "How do you know?" I asked "look" she responded "it says “feed sparingly 3 times daily."
A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.