The best animal jokes

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, doctor, kids
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand." "Okay," said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?" "They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert," "Thanks Mom," replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back?" The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store fat for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without water for long periods." "That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but Mom ..." "Yes son?" "What good does all that do us here in the San Diego Zoo?"
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
Q:Where do you find giant snails? A:On the ends of their fingers.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
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