A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.