What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.