How is a rabbit like a plum?
They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.
What's a rabbits favorite book?
Hop on Pop.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
Why was the lion-tamer fined?
He parked on a yellow lion.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
He was a card shark.
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.