Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
Why was the lion-tamer fined?
He parked on a yellow lion.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
He was a card shark.
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice?
Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?