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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, hunting, lawyer
Q:Where do you find giant snails? A:On the ends of their fingers.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
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A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw." "So why does he have a wooden leg?" the tourist asked. "One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up." The tourist asked again, "So, why does that pig have a wooden leg?" "You can't eat a pig that brave all at once!"
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
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