A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw." "So why does he have a wooden leg?" the tourist asked. "One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up." The tourist asked again, "So, why does that pig have a wooden leg?" "You can't eat a pig that brave all at once!"
What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.