The best animal jokes

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
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Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
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Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
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What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
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Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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