In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.