The best animal jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
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What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.
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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
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How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
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What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
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Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
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A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach. Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff." So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away. Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away. Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"
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Q.How do you catch a polar bear? A.You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea,you kick it in the ice hole.
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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
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