What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.