The best animal jokes

Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, time
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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has 52.25 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dad, death, dog
The male worm towards the female worm: Baby, if you don’t take me as you’re husband, I’m throwing myself to the chickens!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, husband
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, health
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
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