The best animal jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
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What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
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What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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