Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
A cattle battle.
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?
A tail pail.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world.
What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.