Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.