What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.