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Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
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What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
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Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
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What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
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What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
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