What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.
What do you call a show full of lions?
The mane event.
What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.
How do you weigh a whale?
On Whale Weigh Scales.
Why don't whales eat sushi very often?
Of course whales like sushi.
It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
He always said "Neigh"
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk.
The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!"
The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"