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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
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What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
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What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
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