The best animal jokes

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
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What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
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How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
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Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
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Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
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A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk. The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!" The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"
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