What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.