What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?
A bad mood.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.
What do you call a show full of lions?
The mane event.
What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.
How do you weigh a whale?
On Whale Weigh Scales.