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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
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When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
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