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How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
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What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
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Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
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What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.
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Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
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Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)
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Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
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