The best animal jokes

Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, teacher
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They re always switching their tails.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids, weather
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