The best animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
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What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
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Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
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What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.
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Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)
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