The best animal jokes

Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, teacher
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids, weather
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, parrot
What's red and green and goes at 100mph? A frog in a blender.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose. Ortoise: How does he smell? Gemma: Awful!
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, finally the bear says, "excuse me ,do you have problems with crap sticking to your furr when you go?" The rabbit replies, "WHY NO".....so then the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal
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