How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)
Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A: A Lassie who plays brassie!