When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.