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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, Thanksgiving
Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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A deer hunter was bragging about the biggest, baddest, handsomest, heaviest deer he'd bagged the day before. "It's got enough meat to eat the whole year," he boasted. Just then the Game Warden came up and cited the man $500 for hunting without the proper tag. "Five-hundred dollars?" exclaimed the hunter. "All for a mangy, skinny, stubby, half-pint deer?"
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