What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.