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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
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How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
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