Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" "Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em."
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"