The best animal jokes

Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
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has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, history, school
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, parrot
Why did the duck get arrested? because he was selling quack.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, duck
What's red and green and goes at 100mph? A frog in a blender.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.
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has 50.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex
Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose. Ortoise: How does he smell? Gemma: Awful!
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, finally the bear says, "excuse me ,do you have problems with crap sticking to your furr when you go?" The rabbit replies, "WHY NO".....so then the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop? A: Hopspital.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, hospital
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