The best animal jokes

Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
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Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, duck
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, hunting
A deer hunter was bragging about the biggest, baddest, handsomest, heaviest deer he'd bagged the day before. "It's got enough meat to eat the whole year," he boasted. Just then the Game Warden came up and cited the man $500 for hunting without the proper tag. "Five-hundred dollars?" exclaimed the hunter. "All for a mangy, skinny, stubby, half-pint deer?"
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, hunting, money, time
A deer hunter just messed up another hunt. This happened to him more times than he could count. He would spot a buck, aim, fire and miss. He would sneak up close just to get busted and watch the deer run away. He would sneeze just as the buck came into range. He would fall asleep on the stand, waking in time to watch a giant buck scamper away. Frustrated, he complained to his hunting buddies. "Everything that happens to guys that don't know how to hunt keeps happening to me!" he said.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, hunting, work
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, sport
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