The best animal jokes

Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent? A: A snake in the brass.
Vote:
has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
Vote:
has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Vote:
has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
Vote:
has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q:Why do ducks have webbed feet? A:To stamp out fires. Q:Why do elephants have flat feet? A:To stamp out burning ducks
Vote:
has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? A: Charged With Battery.
Vote:
has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, prison
A deer hunter was bragging about the biggest, baddest, handsomest, heaviest deer he'd bagged the day before. "It's got enough meat to eat the whole year," he boasted. Just then the Game Warden came up and cited the man $500 for hunting without the proper tag. "Five-hundred dollars?" exclaimed the hunter. "All for a mangy, skinny, stubby, half-pint deer?"
Vote:
has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, hunting, money, time
What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper.
Vote:
has 54.14 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."
Vote:
has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
<<<95969798
More jokes →
Page 95 of 151.