The best bible jokes

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a donkey walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the donkey's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the donkey. "Your name is written inside the cover."
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible, cowboy, time
Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda? A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: bible, car, catholic
Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bible, sport
The Bible says I'll pay for my sins. I already do, Escorts, drugs and alcohol don't come free.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bible, drug, money
Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian
Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible? A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bible, business, money, women
“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bible, old people
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: beer, bible, Chuck Norris, religious, wine
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