Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible? A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.
Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda? A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.
The Bible says I'll pay for my sins. I already do, Escorts, drugs and alcohol don't come free.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.