The best bible jokes

Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda? A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: bible, car, catholic
The Bible says I'll pay for my sins. I already do, Escorts, drugs and alcohol don't come free.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bible, drug, money
Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bible, sport
A man and wife were having argument about who should make the pot of tea in the morning. The wife told him that he should do it because he gets up first. The husband said that she was in charge of the cooking in the house, making it her job. The wife said that even the bible says that the man should do it. The husband told her to show him and if it did he would make it. She fetched the bible and opened up the new testament, showing him at the top of several pages that said "Hebrews".
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bible, communication, marriage, work
Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve? A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: bible, communication, men, women
Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT
Little Johnny was in bible study one morning. Sally was sleeping in front of johnny. The teacher asked Sally who our Lord and savior was. Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a pin and she screamed "Jesus Christ!" And fell back to sleep. A little while later the teacher asked Sally who created our world. Johnny poked her in the butt again and Sally screamed "oh my god!" And fell back to sleep. Later the teacher asked Sally what Eve said to Adam after they had their fifth child. Johnny poked her in the butt and Sally screamed "if you stick that thing in me one more time I'm gonna break it!"
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has 64.92 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: bible, god, little Johnny, teacher
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support. I've got a wobbly coffee table.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beauty, bible, life
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