The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a donkey walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the donkey's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the donkey. "Your name is written inside the cover."
Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda? A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.
Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
The Bible says I'll pay for my sins. I already do, Escorts, drugs and alcohol don't come free.
Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.
Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible? A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.
“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.