The best bible jokes

Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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A teacher asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories. She was puzzled by a boy's picture which showed four people on an aircraft, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. 'The flight to Egypt,' he replied. 'I see... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus,' she said. 'But who's the fourth person?' 'Oh, that's Pontius – the Pilot!'
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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
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The Bible says I'll pay for my sins. I already do, Escorts, drugs and alcohol don't come free.
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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.
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A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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