The best black humor jokes

Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP.
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop
I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, Halloween, time
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 69.24 % from 435 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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has 69.06 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military, political
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
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has 69.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
Funeral jokes are the best - they never die...
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has 68.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
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has 68.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
"I want a divorce"! "But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part." "I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."
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has 68.61 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, church, death, divorce, wedding
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