Q: Where do one-legged people eat?
A: IHOP.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight.
It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?
When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A: A pedophile.
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Funeral jokes are the best - they never die...
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How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand.
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"I want a divorce"!
"But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part."
"I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."