The best black humor jokes

A man returns to the U.S. from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of extensive tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings. “This is your doctor. We’ve had the results back from your tests and we’ve found you have an extremely nasty virus, which is extremely contagious!” “Oh my gosh,” cries the man. He’s in a panic now. “What are you going to do, doctor?” “Well we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread.” “Will that cure me?” asked the man hopefully. The doctor replied, “Well no, but … it’s the only food we can get under the door.”
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food, health, hospital
Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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has 70.24 % from 450 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, Hitler, jewish
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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has 70.23 % from 432 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers". She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?" To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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has 69.95 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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has 69.94 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
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has 69.92 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What is the difference between baby and knitting? A: Knitting is weaved by two needles and one ball, but the baby has been made with one needle and two balls!
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has 69.79 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
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