The best black humor jokes

There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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has 70.64 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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has 70.56 % from 426 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, Hitler, jewish
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: How long does it take for a workplace bully to come up with a patentable new invention? A: It depends: If the designer's desk drawer is locked, about 5 minutes, otherwise, under a minute.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, mean, time, vulgar, work
Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, weather
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said "I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything." "That's quite a coincidence", said the engineer, "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything." The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?", he asked.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, lawyer, money, work
Funeral jokes are the best - they never die...
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral
There's some soldiers in Vietnam. And they've been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says,"Fuck this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, i'll run into the bushes. When I'm done I'll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back." So they lay down fire, and he runs off into the jungle. But he's gone for a good half an hour, they're finally convinced that he's been murdered by Charlie when they hear the signal. So they lay down fire and he sprints out of the jungle and leaps back into the trench. So obviously they're pretty confused. They ask "what the hell took you so long man?" The guy says, "well i was just finishing up my business, when I met this beautiful Vietnamese girl, and we just started having sex right there. we did every position imaginable, missionary, doggy style, everything. It was great." One of his buddies asks "Well did you get any head?" He replies "There was no head."
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has 69.79 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military, sex
So a little kid and a child molester start walking into a forest. They keep walking for what seems like hours, and it gets darker and darker and darker, and the forest gets deeper and deeper and deeper. The kid turns to the child molester and he says "Gee mister, it sure is scary out here!" The child molester says "How do you think I feel, kid? I'm gonna have to walk out of this forest by myself!"
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has 69.73 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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