The best black humor jokes

Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor
One step forward, 12 floors down.
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has 70.34 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What is the difference between baby and knitting? A: Knitting is weaved by two needles and one ball, but the baby has been made with one needle and two balls!
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has 70.18 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, weather
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said "I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything." "That's quite a coincidence", said the engineer, "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything." The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?", he asked.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, lawyer, money, work
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 70.09 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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has 70.07 % from 394 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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has 69.98 % from 407 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, Hitler, jewish
So a little kid and a child molester start walking into a forest. They keep walking for what seems like hours, and it gets darker and darker and darker, and the forest gets deeper and deeper and deeper. The kid turns to the child molester and he says "Gee mister, it sure is scary out here!" The child molester says "How do you think I feel, kid? I'm gonna have to walk out of this forest by myself!"
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has 69.73 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
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has 69.66 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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