The best black humor jokes

What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals? A: He went down really well!
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one. Break their bones - they have 206.
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has 69.20 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor
There's some soldiers in Vietnam. And they've been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says,"Fuck this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, i'll run into the bushes. When I'm done I'll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back." So they lay down fire, and he runs off into the jungle. But he's gone for a good half an hour, they're finally convinced that he's been murdered by Charlie when they hear the signal. So they lay down fire and he sprints out of the jungle and leaps back into the trench. So obviously they're pretty confused. They ask "what the hell took you so long man?" The guy says, "well i was just finishing up my business, when I met this beautiful Vietnamese girl, and we just started having sex right there. we did every position imaginable, missionary, doggy style, everything. It was great." One of his buddies asks "Well did you get any head?" He replies "There was no head."
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has 69.06 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military, sex
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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has 69.04 % from 521 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, Hitler, jewish
Funeral jokes are the best - they never die...
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral
Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP.
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him."
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has 68.72 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, love, navy, religious, Valentines day
Q: What is the difference between baby and knitting? A: Knitting is weaved by two needles and one ball, but the baby has been made with one needle and two balls!
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has 68.71 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
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