The best black humor jokes

Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, husband, love, wife
I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
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has 71.34 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A guy has a bad habit: He loves to hit pedestrians while he drives. So one day he's driving andsees an old lady with a cane and he decides to control his urge to swerve and hit her but he can't. Later, he sees a kid skating and can't resist hitting the kid. Finally, he decides he needs help from above so he goes to a church and asks the pastor for help. So after church, the pastor invites him to his house for lunch. They get in the car and start to drive down the street, and just as he starts to tell the pastor about his problem, he sees an old blind man walking down the street. He swerves toward him but misses, and the pastor says, "Don't worry. I got him with the door!"
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has 70.73 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, church, kids, love
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died. I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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has 70.40 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, death, hospital
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
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has 70.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Halloween, redneck, wife
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 70.34 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
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