The best black humor jokes

I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
has 71.59 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, relationship, terrorist
A guy has a bad habit: He loves to hit pedestrians while he drives. So one day he's driving andsees an old lady with a cane and he decides to control his urge to swerve and hit her but he can't. Later, he sees a kid skating and can't resist hitting the kid. Finally, he decides he needs help from above so he goes to a church and asks the pastor for help. So after church, the pastor invites him to his house for lunch. They get in the car and start to drive down the street, and just as he starts to tell the pastor about his problem, he sees an old blind man walking down the street. He swerves toward him but misses, and the pastor says, "Don't worry. I got him with the door!"
has 71.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, church, kids, love
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
has 71.35 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine. I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
has 71.08 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds. An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog, ethnic, food
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died. I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
has 70.48 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, death, hospital
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
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