A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.
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More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden?
Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
What rule could stop HIV in Africa?
Sex after dinner only.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ?
A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
Me: "Here comes the airplane!"
Baby: Opens mouth.
Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you?
Answer: Shorten the chain.
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
He ate himself.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour?
A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.