The best black humor jokes

Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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has 67.64 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kids
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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has 67.50 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Hitler, jewish, morbid
Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?" Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
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has 67.13 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
Two best friends are lying on the beach and discussing: "Last night I saw a terrible nightmare…" "What did you see?" "I saw my mother-in-law swimming in the sea and being chase by a shark…" "Wow horror!" "Horror?! You say nothing! She almost got away!"
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 66.98 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He’s a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad, dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born." "He’s a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh, gracious me…" says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18," she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He’s a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says, "They blow up so fast, don’t they?"
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has 66.71 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, black humor, food
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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has 66.62 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, gay, sex
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, family
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