Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?"
Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
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In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine.
Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges.
As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me.
I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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What has more brains than a dead baby?
The wall behind it.
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