The best black humor jokes

Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
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has 66.63 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sport
My Girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess for her birthday. So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car.
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has 66.62 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?" Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
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has 66.50 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 66.49 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, health
I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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has 66.09 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 65.92 % from 571 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Halloween
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