The best black humor jokes

Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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has 67.10 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kids
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
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has 66.98 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, death, funeral, gay
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 66.92 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He’s a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad, dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born." "He’s a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh, gracious me…" says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18," she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He’s a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says, "They blow up so fast, don’t they?"
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has 66.81 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, black humor, food
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop
Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?" Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
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has 66.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
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has 66.41 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist, travel
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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has 66.27 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, gay, sex
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog
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