The best black humor jokes

Two best friends are lying on the beach and discussing: "Last night I saw a terrible nightmare…" "What did you see?" "I saw my mother-in-law swimming in the sea and being chase by a shark…" "Wow horror!" "Horror?! You say nothing! She almost got away!"
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two hunters are out in the wood when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:"My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:"Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter seys,"Ok, now what?"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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has 66.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, health
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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has 65.95 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, Hitler, morbid
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 65.94 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers". She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?" To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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has 65.94 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
My Girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess for her birthday. So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car.
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has 65.92 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?" Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
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