The best black humor jokes

A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
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Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
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Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
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Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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