The best black humor jokes

Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, music
A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan. Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself. She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son. The sister responded "Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Amal."
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, family
Two hunters are out in the wood when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:"My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:"Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter seys,"Ok, now what?"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?" Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers". She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?" To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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has 65.94 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, health
Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, work
Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 65.68 % from 339 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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has 65.58 % from 372 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Hitler, jewish, morbid
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