The best black humor jokes

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
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has 67.49 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, death, funeral, gay
Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one. Break their bones - they have 206.
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has 67.47 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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has 67.13 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Hitler, jewish, morbid
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He’s a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad, dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born." "He’s a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh, gracious me…" says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18," she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He’s a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says, "They blow up so fast, don’t they?"
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has 67.09 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, black humor, food
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop
Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?" Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
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has 66.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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has 66.27 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, gay, sex
A magician comes to a seniors' home for entertainment afternoon: "Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?" Seniors, enthusiastically, "Yeaaaah!" Magician, winking, "But not for looooong...!"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, old people, vulgar
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 65.94 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
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