The best black humor jokes

A doctor from the inner city was conversing with an old friend from med school at a cafe when he said, "Man, can I tell you something?" His friend nods. "Sure." "Okay, so the other day I had this one really hot, foreign patient, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about her since..." He goes on to tell his friend everything about her, from her long blond hair and ability to speak fluent French, to her shimmering blue eyes and soft skin. His friend seemed more disgusted with each passing moment. "Dude, that is not cool." The doctor, indignant, defended himself. "What's wrong with that? Lots of doctors are attracted to their patients." His friend simply shook his head and replied, "Maybe, but I guarantee you none of those doctors were pediatricians..."
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has 66.41 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, dirty, doctor, friendship
There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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has 66.28 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black humor
My Girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess for her birthday. So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car.
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has 66.27 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan. Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself. She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son. The sister responded "Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Amal."
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, family
How do you stop an Iraqi tank? "Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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has 66.15 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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has 66.13 % from 331 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, racist
Two hunters are out in the wood when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:"My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:"Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter seys,"Ok, now what?"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?" Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers". She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?" To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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has 65.94 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
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