The best black humor jokes

You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
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has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Halloween, redneck, wife
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic? He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geography, health, war
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
Two best friends are lying on the beach and discussing: "Last night I saw a terrible nightmare…" "What did you see?" "I saw my mother-in-law swimming in the sea and being chase by a shark…" "Wow horror!" "Horror?! You say nothing! She almost got away!"
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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has 66.90 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kids
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, tax
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Halloween
Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one. Break their bones - they have 206.
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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