The best black humor jokes

An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
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How do you stop an Iraqi tank? "Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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