The best black humor jokes

There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Halloween
They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach. But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, love, men
I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
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has 68.41 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
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has 68.14 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist, travel
So a little kid and a child molester start walking into a forest. They keep walking for what seems like hours, and it gets darker and darker and darker, and the forest gets deeper and deeper and deeper. The kid turns to the child molester and he says "Gee mister, it sure is scary out here!" The child molester says "How do you think I feel, kid? I'm gonna have to walk out of this forest by myself!"
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has 67.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers". She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?" To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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has 67.90 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
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has 67.88 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, death, funeral, gay
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He’s a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad, dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born." "He’s a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh, gracious me…" says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18," she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He’s a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says, "They blow up so fast, don’t they?"
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has 67.76 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, black humor, food
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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has 67.62 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, gay, sex
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