The best black humor jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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has 69.73 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
So a little kid and a child molester start walking into a forest. They keep walking for what seems like hours, and it gets darker and darker and darker, and the forest gets deeper and deeper and deeper. The kid turns to the child molester and he says "Gee mister, it sure is scary out here!" The child molester says "How do you think I feel, kid? I'm gonna have to walk out of this forest by myself!"
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has 69.73 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
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has 69.66 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers". She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?" To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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has 69.55 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
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has 69.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Halloween, redneck, wife
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Halloween
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 68.47 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, tax
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