The best black humor jokes

Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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has 68.44 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kids
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 68.40 % from 423 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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has 68.25 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black humor, easter, food, health
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chemistry, death, wife
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
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has 67.74 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, death, funeral, gay
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 67.70 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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has 67.62 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, gay, sex
Two best friends are lying on the beach and discussing: "Last night I saw a terrible nightmare…" "What did you see?" "I saw my mother-in-law swimming in the sea and being chase by a shark…" "Wow horror!" "Horror?! You say nothing! She almost got away!"
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor
So a little kid and a child molester start walking into a forest. They keep walking for what seems like hours, and it gets darker and darker and darker, and the forest gets deeper and deeper and deeper. The kid turns to the child molester and he says "Gee mister, it sure is scary out here!" The child molester says "How do you think I feel, kid? I'm gonna have to walk out of this forest by myself!"
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has 67.46 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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