The best black humor jokes

So a little kid and a child molester start walking into a forest. They keep walking for what seems like hours, and it gets darker and darker and darker, and the forest gets deeper and deeper and deeper. The kid turns to the child molester and he says "Gee mister, it sure is scary out here!" The child molester says "How do you think I feel, kid? I'm gonna have to walk out of this forest by myself!"
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has 69.73 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor
There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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has 69.53 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, life, mother in law
There's some soldiers in Vietnam. And they've been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says,"Fuck this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, i'll run into the bushes. When I'm done I'll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back." So they lay down fire, and he runs off into the jungle. But he's gone for a good half an hour, they're finally convinced that he's been murdered by Charlie when they hear the signal. So they lay down fire and he sprints out of the jungle and leaps back into the trench. So obviously they're pretty confused. They ask "what the hell took you so long man?" The guy says, "well i was just finishing up my business, when I met this beautiful Vietnamese girl, and we just started having sex right there. we did every position imaginable, missionary, doggy style, everything. It was great." One of his buddies asks "Well did you get any head?" He replies "There was no head."
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has 69.20 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military, sex
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
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has 69.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Halloween, redneck, wife
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 68.88 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
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has 68.86 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist, travel
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Halloween
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
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