The best black humor jokes

Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 69.46 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Funeral jokes are the best - they never die...
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers". She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?" To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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has 69.14 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Halloween, redneck, wife
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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has 68.90 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
There's some soldiers in Vietnam. And they've been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says,"Fuck this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, i'll run into the bushes. When I'm done I'll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back." So they lay down fire, and he runs off into the jungle. But he's gone for a good half an hour, they're finally convinced that he's been murdered by Charlie when they hear the signal. So they lay down fire and he sprints out of the jungle and leaps back into the trench. So obviously they're pretty confused. They ask "what the hell took you so long man?" The guy says, "well i was just finishing up my business, when I met this beautiful Vietnamese girl, and we just started having sex right there. we did every position imaginable, missionary, doggy style, everything. It was great." One of his buddies asks "Well did you get any head?" He replies "There was no head."
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has 68.77 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military, sex
Two best friends are lying on the beach and discussing: "Last night I saw a terrible nightmare…" "What did you see?" "I saw my mother-in-law swimming in the sea and being chase by a shark…" "Wow horror!" "Horror?! You say nothing! She almost got away!"
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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has 68.70 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Hitler, jewish, morbid
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