The best black humor jokes

I walked passed a burnt out building with a broken sign saying "Fireworks". How right they were.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.
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has 71.65 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: black humor
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died. I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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has 71.27 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, death, hospital
My Girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess for her birthday. So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car.
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has 71.07 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, life, mother in law
A guy has a bad habit: He loves to hit pedestrians while he drives. So one day he's driving andsees an old lady with a cane and he decides to control his urge to swerve and hit her but he can't. Later, he sees a kid skating and can't resist hitting the kid. Finally, he decides he needs help from above so he goes to a church and asks the pastor for help. So after church, the pastor invites him to his house for lunch. They get in the car and start to drive down the street, and just as he starts to tell the pastor about his problem, he sees an old blind man walking down the street. He swerves toward him but misses, and the pastor says, "Don't worry. I got him with the door!"
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has 70.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, church, kids, love
There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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has 70.64 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: How long does it take for a workplace bully to come up with a patentable new invention? A: It depends: If the designer's desk drawer is locked, about 5 minutes, otherwise, under a minute.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, mean, time, vulgar, work
Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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