The best black humor jokes

W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing? A: Everywhere.
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has 70.61 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 70.43 % from 330 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
There's some soldiers in Vietnam. And they've been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says,"Fuck this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, i'll run into the bushes. When I'm done I'll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back." So they lay down fire, and he runs off into the jungle. But he's gone for a good half an hour, they're finally convinced that he's been murdered by Charlie when they hear the signal. So they lay down fire and he sprints out of the jungle and leaps back into the trench. So obviously they're pretty confused. They ask "what the hell took you so long man?" The guy says, "well i was just finishing up my business, when I met this beautiful Vietnamese girl, and we just started having sex right there. we did every position imaginable, missionary, doggy style, everything. It was great." One of his buddies asks "Well did you get any head?" He replies "There was no head."
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has 70.29 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military, sex
What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor
They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach. But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
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has 69.89 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, love, men
Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one. Break their bones - they have 206.
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has 69.84 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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has 69.56 % from 544 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
Funeral jokes are the best - they never die...
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral
Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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