The best black humor jokes

I walked passed a burnt out building with a broken sign saying "Fireworks". How right they were.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, husband, love, wife
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died. I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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has 71.49 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, death, hospital
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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has 71.37 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
My Girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess for her birthday. So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car.
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has 71.07 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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has 70.89 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, relationship, terrorist
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 70.72 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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has 70.72 % from 381 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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has 70.72 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, democrat, funeral, money
There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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has 70.64 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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