The best black humor jokes

Q: How long does it take for a workplace bully to come up with a patentable new invention? A: It depends: If the designer's desk drawer is locked, about 5 minutes, otherwise, under a minute.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, mean, time, vulgar, work
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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has 70.06 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, easter, food, health
"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?" "He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A doctor from the inner city was conversing with an old friend from med school at a cafe when he said, "Man, can I tell you something?" His friend nods. "Sure." "Okay, so the other day I had this one really hot, foreign patient, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about her since..." He goes on to tell his friend everything about her, from her long blond hair and ability to speak fluent French, to her shimmering blue eyes and soft skin. His friend seemed more disgusted with each passing moment. "Dude, that is not cool." The doctor, indignant, defended himself. "What's wrong with that? Lots of doctors are attracted to their patients." His friend simply shook his head and replied, "Maybe, but I guarantee you none of those doctors were pediatricians..."
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has 69.67 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, dirty, doctor, friendship
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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has 69.60 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
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has 69.55 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Halloween, redneck, wife
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 69.41 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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has 69.41 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Hitler, jewish, morbid
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine. I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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