The best black humor jokes

Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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has 70.84 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, easter, food, health
Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.
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has 70.83 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 70.81 % from 305 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine. I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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has 70.23 % from 489 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one. Break their bones - they have 206.
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has 69.84 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor
There's some soldiers in Vietnam. And they've been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says,"Fuck this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, i'll run into the bushes. When I'm done I'll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back." So they lay down fire, and he runs off into the jungle. But he's gone for a good half an hour, they're finally convinced that he's been murdered by Charlie when they hear the signal. So they lay down fire and he sprints out of the jungle and leaps back into the trench. So obviously they're pretty confused. They ask "what the hell took you so long man?" The guy says, "well i was just finishing up my business, when I met this beautiful Vietnamese girl, and we just started having sex right there. we did every position imaginable, missionary, doggy style, everything. It was great." One of his buddies asks "Well did you get any head?" He replies "There was no head."
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has 69.45 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military, sex
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