The best black humor jokes

It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds. An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
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has 68.28 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog, ethnic, food
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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has 68.21 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, racist
"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?" "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, hospital, time
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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has 67.74 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Hitler, jewish, morbid
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one. Break their bones - they have 206.
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has 67.47 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, tax
Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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has 67.10 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kids
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