The best black humor jokes

Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 68.52 % from 340 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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has 68.39 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, racist
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 68.24 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
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has 68.12 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist, travel
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 68.01 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
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has 67.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, tax
"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?" "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, hospital, time
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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has 67.64 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kids
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