The best black humor jokes

Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Halloween
I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
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has 67.13 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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has 67.09 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
Two best friends are lying on the beach and discussing: "Last night I saw a terrible nightmare…" "What did you see?" "I saw my mother-in-law swimming in the sea and being chase by a shark…" "Wow horror!" "Horror?! You say nothing! She almost got away!"
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has 66.98 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
"I want a divorce"! "But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part." "I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, church, death, divorce, wedding
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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has 66.65 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Hitler, jewish, morbid
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chemistry, death, wife
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, death, food, time
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