Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.
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How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
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Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons?
A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined?
A: For buttering up her clients.
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Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire?
Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex.
But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
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Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one.
Break their bones - they have 206.
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Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated.
Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."
The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."
The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."