What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?