The best black humor jokes

Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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has 68.17 % from 363 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, Hitler, jewish
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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has 67.90 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, racist
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Halloween
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
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has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, tax
Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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has 67.64 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, gay, sex
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds. An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
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has 67.51 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog, ethnic, food
Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one. Break their bones - they have 206.
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has 67.47 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
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has 67.21 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, death, funeral, gay
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