The best black humor jokes

Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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has 67.46 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kids
"I want a divorce"! "But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part." "I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."
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has 66.98 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, church, death, divorce, wedding
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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has 66.70 % from 308 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, racist
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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has 66.56 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military, political
I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
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has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds. An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
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has 66.41 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog, ethnic, food
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 66.34 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, tax
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