The best black humor jokes

I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, Halloween, time
There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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has 67.33 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Halloween
A magician comes to a seniors' home for entertainment afternoon: "Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?" Seniors, enthusiastically, "Yeaaaah!" Magician, winking, "But not for looooong...!"
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, old people, vulgar
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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has 67.14 % from 322 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Hitler, jewish, morbid
I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
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has 67.13 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black humor
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds. An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
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has 67.11 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog, ethnic, food
I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor
"I want a divorce"! "But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part." "I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, church, death, divorce, wedding
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