The best black humor jokes

So a little kid and a child molester start walking into a forest. They keep walking for what seems like hours, and it gets darker and darker and darker, and the forest gets deeper and deeper and deeper. The kid turns to the child molester and he says "Gee mister, it sure is scary out here!" The child molester says "How do you think I feel, kid? I'm gonna have to walk out of this forest by myself!"
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has 69.30 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers". She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?" To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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has 69.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said "I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything." "That's quite a coincidence", said the engineer, "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything." The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?", he asked.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, lawyer, money, work
So it's the weekend, and I'm on my back patio when I get this idea to call up my coroner friend Bob. "Bob's not here," his wife says, "he's at work." "Sheesh!" I think. "Poor guy doing autopsies on a Sunday." So I call him on his cell. "What gives, bro,?" I ask. "Homicide," he says. "The higher-ups need a report ASAP. I'll be starting in just a few minutes." I Josh Bob a little. "I'll be thinking of you, buddy. Right now, I'm basting barbecue sauce on a rack of baby-backs and I'm getting ready to open a frosty beer." "Not much different here," he says. "I'm about ready to crack open a cold one myself."
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, friendship, time, work
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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has 68.53 % from 330 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, Hitler, jewish
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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has 68.43 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, racist
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
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has 68.27 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, death, funeral, gay
Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?" Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
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