The best black humor jokes

In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine. Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges. As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
Vote:
has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, ethnic, military, war
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He’s a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad, dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born." "He’s a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh, gracious me…" says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18," she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He’s a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says, "They blow up so fast, don’t they?"
Vote:
has 67.13 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, black humor, food
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Vote:
has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
Vote:
has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, Halloween, time
I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
Vote:
has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 312 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, racist
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds. An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
Vote:
has 66.41 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog, ethnic, food
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Vote:
has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
Vote:
has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, tax
"I want a divorce"! "But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part." "I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."
Vote:
has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, church, death, divorce, wedding
<<<18192021
More jokes →
Page 18 of 53.