The best black humor jokes

Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one. Break their bones - they have 206.
Vote:
has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
Vote:
has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
Vote:
has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
Vote:
has 66.28 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
Vote:
has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, Hitler, morbid
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
Vote:
has 66.04 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
Vote:
has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
Vote:
has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
Vote:
has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
Vote:
has 65.61 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
<<<20212223
More jokes →
Page 20 of 51.