The best black humor jokes

Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
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Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one. Break their bones - they have 206.
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Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
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A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan. Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself. She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son. The sister responded "Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Amal."
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