The best black humor jokes

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 65.94 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
So it's the weekend, and I'm on my back patio when I get this idea to call up my coroner friend Bob. "Bob's not here," his wife says, "he's at work." "Sheesh!" I think. "Poor guy doing autopsies on a Sunday." So I call him on his cell. "What gives, bro,?" I ask. "Homicide," he says. "The higher-ups need a report ASAP. I'll be starting in just a few minutes." I Josh Bob a little. "I'll be thinking of you, buddy. Right now, I'm basting barbecue sauce on a rack of baby-backs and I'm getting ready to open a frosty beer." "Not much different here," he says. "I'm about ready to crack open a cold one myself."
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, friendship, time, work
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 65.84 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him."
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, love, navy, religious, Valentines day
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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has 65.56 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, Hitler, morbid
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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has 65.53 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military, political
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
Daughter: "That's it! I'll mary Arthur!" Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!" Father: "But you have to start with something!"
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, black humor
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