The best black humor jokes

Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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has 65.68 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, morbid
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He’s a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad, dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born." "He’s a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh, gracious me…" says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18," she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He’s a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says, "They blow up so fast, don’t they?"
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has 65.47 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, black humor, food
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 65.31 % from 503 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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has 65.24 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 65.09 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 64.98 % from 332 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
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