The best black humor jokes

A magician comes to a seniors' home for entertainment afternoon: "Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?" Seniors, enthusiastically, "Yeaaaah!" Magician, winking, "But not for looooong...!"
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, old people, vulgar
A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan. Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself. She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son. The sister responded "Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Amal."
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, family
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, life, mother in law
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, death, food, time
How do you stop an Iraqi tank? "Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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has 65.45 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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has 65.22 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, Hitler, morbid
These two guys are riding in a convertible down a road in the desert, the road runs alongside a railroad as they are driving, as they are driving a train goes past, on the train a guy is on the train, clutching his stomach and grunting, his buddy leans over, and asks him, "What the hell is wrong with you?" The guy replies, "I gotta shit real bad, and I can't reach the bathroom in time!" His buddy tells him "Hang your ass out the window, and let it fly." The guy hangs his ass out the window and the shi t flies back and hits the convertible. The guys in the convertible say "Damn, that guy on the train spit tobacco on us!" The guy asks his friend "Hey, pull over when the train stops and we'll find this guy and kick his ass". After he finishes talking the guy driving the car slows down. His friend says "Why are you slowing down, don't you wanna beat this guy up." His friend says "No!" The other guy says "Why". His friend says, "Number one, that is some of the stinkiest tobacco I've ever smelled, and number two, did you see the jaws on that son of a bitch!"
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, driving, friendship, travel, vulgar
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 65.15 % from 428 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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has 65.01 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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has 65.01 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sex
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