The best black humor jokes

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 65.53 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, work
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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has 65.41 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, Hitler, morbid
Two hunters are out in the wood when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:"My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:"Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter seys,"Ok, now what?"
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A magician comes to a seniors' home for entertainment afternoon: "Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?" Seniors, enthusiastically, "Yeaaaah!" Magician, winking, "But not for looooong...!"
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, old people, vulgar
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, death, food, time
So it's the weekend, and I'm on my back patio when I get this idea to call up my coroner friend Bob. "Bob's not here," his wife says, "he's at work." "Sheesh!" I think. "Poor guy doing autopsies on a Sunday." So I call him on his cell. "What gives, bro,?" I ask. "Homicide," he says. "The higher-ups need a report ASAP. I'll be starting in just a few minutes." I Josh Bob a little. "I'll be thinking of you, buddy. Right now, I'm basting barbecue sauce on a rack of baby-backs and I'm getting ready to open a frosty beer." "Not much different here," he says. "I'm about ready to crack open a cold one myself."
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, friendship, time, work
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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has 65.12 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military, political
Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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has 65.09 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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