The best black humor jokes

Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
Vote:
has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, Hitler, morbid
Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
Vote:
has 65.92 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Vote:
has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
Vote:
has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
Vote:
has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
Vote:
has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, work
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
Vote:
has 65.40 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
Two hunters are out in the wood when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:"My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:"Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter seys,"Ok, now what?"
Vote:
has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A magician comes to a seniors' home for entertainment afternoon: "Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?" Seniors, enthusiastically, "Yeaaaah!" Magician, winking, "But not for looooong...!"
Vote:
has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, old people, vulgar
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
Vote:
has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, death, food, time
<<<20212223
More jokes →
Page 20 of 52.