The best black humor jokes

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
A magician comes to a seniors' home for entertainment afternoon: "Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?" Seniors, enthusiastically, "Yeaaaah!" Magician, winking, "But not for looooong...!"
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, old people, vulgar
A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan. Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself. She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son. The sister responded "Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Amal."
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, family
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, life, mother in law
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, death, food, time
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 65.25 % from 411 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?" "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, hospital, time
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 65.10 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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has 65.01 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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has 65.01 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sex
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