The best black humor jokes

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers". She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?" To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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has 65.94 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
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has 65.94 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, tax
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, life, mother in law
Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, health
Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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has 65.70 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sex
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, morbid
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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has 65.52 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, Hitler, morbid
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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has 65.24 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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