What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They don't know where home is.
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Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire?
Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
He did okay until his business fell off.
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Q: How do you kill an emo?
A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
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There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?"
"Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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