Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!