The best black humor jokes

First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, women
What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 56.77 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: "May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!" Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: "Have you heard your Granny's wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac! Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, little Johnny, time
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 56.61 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 56.46 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 56.31 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, navy, sex
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
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has 56.28 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
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