The best black humor jokes

I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
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A school in the United States is on fire. One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them. After half of an hour the upper fireman asks: Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids? Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.
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First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
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I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
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So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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