The best black humor jokes

A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 56.01 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, navy, sex
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor
One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, kids, wife
The judge asks the murderer: Why did you kill that old lady? For money.. But you got only 20 cents Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, food
A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
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has 55.17 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, customer service, dirty, disgusting, money
How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
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has 54.73 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, wife
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