The best black humor jokes

Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 57.94 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A school in the United States is on fire. One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them. After half of an hour the upper fireman asks: Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids? Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.
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has 57.66 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
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has 57.45 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 57.43 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 57.25 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, navy, sex
Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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