The best black humor jokes

I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
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has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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has 58.71 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad
Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: "May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!" Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: "Have you heard your Granny's wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac! Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, little Johnny, time
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 58.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 58.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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has 58.24 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, customer service, dirty, disgusting, money
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 57.73 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
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