The best black humor jokes

How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!" After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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