The best black humor jokes

First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, women
What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, customer service, dirty, disgusting, money
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 56.75 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 56.68 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game
A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free. The golfer agrees and takes out the robot. While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life. The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies. He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore. The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened. The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes. The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black? The golf pro said that they did paint them into black robot caddies, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.
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has 56.43 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game, golf, life
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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has 56.13 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
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