The best black humor jokes

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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has 56.42 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, funeral, music
Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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has 56.32 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, family
A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
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has 56.30 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, customer service, dirty, disgusting, money
What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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has 56.08 % from 308 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist, women
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free. The golfer agrees and takes out the robot. While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life. The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies. He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore. The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened. The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes. The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black? The golf pro said that they did paint them into black robot caddies, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.
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has 55.69 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game, golf, life
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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has 55.65 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
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