The best black humor jokes

Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, wife
First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, women
What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 56.55 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 56.24 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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