The best black humor jokes

First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, women
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 56.73 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, navy, sex
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
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has 56.70 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, wife
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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has 56.59 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food
A bunch of new recruits are making their first parachute jump. The sergeant gives instructions: "After you jump out of the plane, count slowly to 10. Your parachute will automatically open. If it doesn't, pull the emergency cord. When you get to the drop zone, there'll be trucks waiting to take you back to the base. Move out!" As scared as they are, they all make it out the door. The last recruit jumps out and slowly counts to 10 -- nothing. He frantically fumbles around and finds the emergency handle. He jerks on the cord, and it comes off in his hand. Raising his head to the heavens, he screams, "I bet them trucks ain't waiting either!!"
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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has 56.30 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, family
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 56.26 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
There were four people on a plane. One of them, the Pilot. The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy. The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump! But there were only three parachutes. The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute." And he jumped off. Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!" And he jumps. The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man. The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway." The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, airplane, black humor, political, stupid
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