The best black humor jokes

What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
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Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!" After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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The judge asks the murderer: Why did you kill that old lady? For money.. But you got only 20 cents Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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