The best black humor jokes

"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, school
And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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has 30.82 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean? A: An oil spill
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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has 30.74 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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has 30.62 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, Hitler
Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.
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has 30.36 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, racist
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
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has 30.27 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: - Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: - Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. - But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: - I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. - But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. - Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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has 30.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, time
What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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