The best black humor jokes

What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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has 30.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 30.81 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, sex
And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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has 30.71 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 30.22 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 30.07 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 29.81 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food, mother in law
The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit. We put the tape in and started to copy the movements. After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws. It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake! How we laughed!!!!
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has 29.81 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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has 29.54 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, Hitler
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: - Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: - Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. - But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: - I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. - But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. - Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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has 29.51 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, time
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