When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.