The best black humor jokes

What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 32.50 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor
"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, school
I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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has 31.42 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, Hitler
Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working? A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, vulgar, women, work
Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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has 30.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, wife
The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit. We put the tape in and started to copy the movements. After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws. It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake! How we laughed!!!!
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has 30.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 30.37 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 30.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, sex
Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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has 30.36 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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