What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.