Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
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Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day.
It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Q: What do black people smoke?
A: Niggerettes.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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