The best black humor jokes

An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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has 30.74 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 30.71 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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has 30.36 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, wife
I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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has 30.28 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, Hitler
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: - Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: - Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. - But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: - I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. - But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. - Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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has 30.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, time
What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor
The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit. We put the tape in and started to copy the movements. After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws. It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake! How we laughed!!!!
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has 29.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What do black people smoke? A: Niggerettes.
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has 29.75 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 29.62 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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