The best black humor jokes

And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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has 30.71 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor
The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit. We put the tape in and started to copy the movements. After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws. It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake! How we laughed!!!!
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has 30.36 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
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has 30.07 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, new year, time
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, food
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 29.62 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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has 29.62 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: - Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: - Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. - But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: - I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. - But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. - Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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has 29.51 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, time
Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, school
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