How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.