Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast...
Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
The AIDS team.
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Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
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And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first?
The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit.
They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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