Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast...
Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
The AIDS team.
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Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
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And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first?
The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit.
They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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