What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit. They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean? A: An oil spill