The best black humor jokes

A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, kids, life, war
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 32.03 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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has 31.68 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death, music
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kitty
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 31.40 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, sex
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
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has 31.14 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: baby, beauty, black humor
"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, school
And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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has 30.82 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean? A: An oil spill
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
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