The best black humor jokes

What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 32.67 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
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has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: baby, beauty, black humor
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 32.01 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean? A: An oil spill
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has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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has 31.72 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, wife
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 31.57 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, sex
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
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has 31.25 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
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has 31.15 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, priest
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kitty
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