The best black humor jokes

Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, food
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 34.65 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, kids
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, kids, life, war
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
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has 34.10 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, priest
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 33.66 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kitty
And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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has 33.22 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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