The best black humor jokes

What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 32.77 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, kids
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, lawyer, morbid
Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast... Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, time
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
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has 31.72 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean? A: An oil spill
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has 31.68 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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has 31.66 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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has 31.51 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, new year, time
The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit. They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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has 31.21 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, morbid
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