The best black humor jokes

Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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has 33.09 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death, music
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 32.75 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
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has 32.41 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, priest
Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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has 32.17 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, wife
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 31.91 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: baby, beauty, black humor
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
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has 31.25 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor
The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit. They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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has 31.21 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, morbid
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