Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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A: How do children in Baghdad do?
A: Bombastically.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish.
After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns.
Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news.
She opens the door and hears Fred sing:
"Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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