What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish.
After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns.
Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news.
She opens the door and hears Fred sing:
"Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
The AIDS team.
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What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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