Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit. They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.