The best black humor jokes

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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