Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: - Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: - Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. - But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: - I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. - But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. - Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.