The best black humor jokes

Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 31.97 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 31.91 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, sex
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 31.36 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
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has 31.14 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: baby, beauty, black humor
And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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has 30.82 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working? A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, vulgar, women, work
Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean? A: An oil spill
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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has 30.79 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, Hitler
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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has 30.74 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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