Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.