Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working? A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean? A: An oil spill
I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.