Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit.
They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish.
After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns.
Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news.
She opens the door and hears Fred sing:
"Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
The AIDS team.
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Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
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