Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
A: Some dick cut her off.
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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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A: How do children in Baghdad do?
A: Bombastically.
What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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