The best black humor jokes

Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, kids, life, war
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 32.54 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, wife
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kitty
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 31.72 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, sex
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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has 31.68 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death, music
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.
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has 31.68 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, racist
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 31.53 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
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