Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
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And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working?
A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
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I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first?
The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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