Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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What do you call of 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day.
It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
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Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world?
A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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What's pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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