Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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What's pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.
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Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world?
A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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Joke has 23.28 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chocolate, dead baby, morbid, Valentines day
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye."
"I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?"
"I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"?
A: He got crucified
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself.
After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman.
The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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Joke has 21.11 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, desert island, disgusting, navy