The best black humor jokes

Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
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has 24.76 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, car, death, heaven
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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has 24.27 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chocolate, dead baby, morbid, Valentines day
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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has 23.66 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, sex
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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has 23.37 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, communication, death
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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has 23.18 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, travel
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
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has 23.18 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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has 22.96 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor
An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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has 22.33 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, communication, food
Q: Why did cow cross road? A: To find to the udder side.
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has 22.17 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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has 21.96 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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