The best black humor jokes

Q: Why did cow cross road? A: To find to the udder side.
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has 21.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
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has 21.59 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
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has 20.96 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dirty
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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has 19.83 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, church
If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.
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has 19.83 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two bums are sitting talking. The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever! This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground. So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every fucking one of them... had the best day ever." The second bum just laughs, "That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks. You know what I did? I fucked her all day long." The other bum interrupts, "Bull! You didn't do it all day long did you?", the other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life." The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good blowjob?" The other replies no. "How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a blow job?" To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"
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has 19.16 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, death, sex
I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.
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has 19.14 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 17.96 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, desert island, disgusting, navy
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
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has 16.96 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, morbid
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
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has 16.33 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
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