What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.