Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day.
It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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What do you call of 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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What's pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.
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Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world?
A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye."
"I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?"
"I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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