What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven.
And everyone who goes to heaven has to work.
God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies.
Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out.
For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired.
As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"?
A: He got crucified
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Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
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Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world?
A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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Q: Why did cow cross road?
A: To find to the udder side.
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