Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven.
And everyone who goes to heaven has to work.
God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies.
Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out.
For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired.
As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"?
A: He got crucified
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
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Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world?
A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye."
"I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?"
"I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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Q: Why did cow cross road?
A: To find to the udder side.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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