What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
Q: Why did cow cross road? A: To find to the udder side.