Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.