Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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What's pink and chunky?
A baby with leprosy.
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world?
A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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What's pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.
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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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Joke has 22.53 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chocolate, dead baby, morbid, Valentines day
Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car?
A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself.
After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman.
The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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Joke has 21.56 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, desert island, disgusting, navy