The best black humor jokes

Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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has 23.27 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
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has 22.81 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, car, death, heaven
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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has 22.42 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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has 22.11 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, travel
An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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has 21.73 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, communication, food
Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
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has 21.59 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop
Q: Why did cow cross road? A: To find to the udder side.
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has 21.23 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.
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has 20.01 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two bums are sitting talking. The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever! This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground. So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every fucking one of them... had the best day ever." The second bum just laughs, "That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks. You know what I did? I fucked her all day long." The other bum interrupts, "Bull! You didn't do it all day long did you?", the other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life." The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good blowjob?" The other replies no. "How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a blow job?" To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"
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has 19.93 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, death, sex
If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.
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has 19.83 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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