Q: What do black people smoke?
A: Niggerettes.
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Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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A: How do children in Baghdad do?
A: Bombastically.
Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
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What do you call of 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven.
And everyone who goes to heaven has to work.
God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies.
Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out.
For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired.
As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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