The best black humor jokes

Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
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has 26.83 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor
When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
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has 26.76 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
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has 26.21 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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has 25.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, math
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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has 25.43 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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has 25.28 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, disgusting
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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has 25.19 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, party, religious
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
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has 24.45 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black humor, knock-knock, terrorist
What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan.
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has 24.44 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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has 24.30 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, communication, death
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