What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan.
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.