When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
Q: What do black people smoke? A: Niggerettes.
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!