The best black humor jokes

Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.
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has 26.99 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, heaven
Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
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has 26.99 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
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has 26.83 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor
When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
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has 26.76 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
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has 26.21 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
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has 26.00 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: black humor, knock-knock, terrorist
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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has 25.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, math
What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan.
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has 25.67 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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has 25.61 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, disgusting
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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has 25.43 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
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