Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.
Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan.
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.