How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working? A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.
Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
Q: What do black people smoke? A: Niggerettes.
Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!