The best black humor jokes

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 28.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, new year, time
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, kids, life, war
I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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has 28.33 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working? A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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has 28.27 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, vulgar, women, work
Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.
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has 28.23 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, heaven
Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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has 27.81 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
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has 27.63 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor
When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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