The best black humor jokes

Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, school
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 28.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, new year, time
Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
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has 28.81 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 28.76 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food, mother in law
I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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has 28.33 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working? A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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has 28.27 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, vulgar, women, work
Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.
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has 28.23 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, heaven
When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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