What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working? A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.
Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.