Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor."
"But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working?
A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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Are you lost, ma'am?
Because Heaven's a long way from here.
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When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough.
Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
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