What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
Q: Why did cow cross road? A: To find to the udder side.
Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan.
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.