What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
Q: Why did cow cross road?
A: To find to the udder side.
Two clones are on a roof.
One clone pushes the other clone off.
The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
What's pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself.
After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman.
The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.