What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.
Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!