Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day.
It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough.
Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
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What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons?
It means the future will be great!
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The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit.
We put the tape in and started to copy the movements.
After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws.
It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake!
How we laughed!!!!
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Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.
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"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor."
"But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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Are you lost, ma'am?
Because Heaven's a long way from here.
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