If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.