The best black humor jokes

What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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Q: Why did cow cross road? A: To find to the udder side.
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Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
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What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan.
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How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.
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