How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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A: How do children in Baghdad do?
A: Bombastically.
Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working?
A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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Are you lost, ma'am?
Because Heaven's a long way from here.
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Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough.
Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
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Q: What do black people smoke?
A: Niggerettes.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.
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