Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!