The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit. We put the tape in and started to copy the movements. After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws. It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake! How we laughed!!!!
Q: What do black people smoke? A: Niggerettes.
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working? A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.