The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit.
We put the tape in and started to copy the movements.
After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws.
It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake!
How we laughed!!!!
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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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Q: What do black people smoke?
A: Niggerettes.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons?
It means the future will be great!
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Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working?
A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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Are you lost, ma'am?
Because Heaven's a long way from here.
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Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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