The best black humor jokes

If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.
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Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
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I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.
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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
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How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
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What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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