The best black humor jokes

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
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has 79.19 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black humor, music
*Wakes up to wife and son screaming* Me: "What are you guys yelling about?" Them: "You're driving!"
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has 79.11 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kids, wife
Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
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has 78.97 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: black humor, lawyer
Old man: "Can you give me an erection?" Faith Healer: "I can make the blind see, make the lame walk and I can even cure cancer. But, I'm sorry I cannot raise the 'dead'."
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has 78.90 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, death, old people
W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing? A: Everywhere.
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has 78.90 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Since it started to rain, my wife can't stop looking through the window. If it will start pouring down, I'm afraid I will have to let her inside.
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has 78.86 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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has 78.85 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, mother in law, Thanksgiving
Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers. The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
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has 78.80 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, morbid
A blonde hops on and off a curb on a busy street, saying 54 over and over. A brunette walks by and asks what the blonde is doing. The blonde replies that she is jumping on and off the curb saying 54 over and over. The brunette joins her. Soon, the brunette gets hit by a passing car. The blonde watches as the car drives away. The blond then continues to jump on and off the curb, saying 55 over and over.
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has 78.77 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, car, communication, driving
Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment. "I’m sorry," said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks." "But I could be dead by then!" "No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment."
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has 78.67 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, office, time