The best black humor jokes

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
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has 79.33 % from 684 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
Want to hear a clean joke? The boy took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man.
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has 79.26 % from 275 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks what's wrong. "I've never been hugged before" she says. Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her. She soon starts crying again. He again asks what's wrong, and she replies, "I've never been kissed before." The man again complies with her wishes and gives her a romantic kiss. She starts crying again, and the man, slightly irritated, asks what's her problem. "I've never been fucked before" she says. So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says, "There, now you're fucked."
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has 79.07 % from 716 votes. More jokes about: black humor, romantic, sex, vulgar, women
Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion? "Ask your sister" "I don't have a..."
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has 78.63 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Since it started to rain, my wife can't stop looking through the window. If it will start pouring down, I'm afraid I will have to let her inside.
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has 78.60 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment. "I’m sorry," said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks." "But I could be dead by then!" "No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment."
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has 78.54 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, office, time
Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
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has 78.50 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: black humor, lawyer
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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has 78.47 % from 552 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
A businessman was flying on a plane surrounded by hundreds of kids. A lady went and sat down next to him. She asked, "Are these all your kids?" The man replied, "No, I just work at a condom factory, these are all the complaints".
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has 78.26 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, business, kids, sex
A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."
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has 78.22 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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