The best black humor jokes

If you're scared of dying alone then become a bus driver.
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has 79.93 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
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has 79.93 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, morbid, relationship, work
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
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has 79.78 % from 450 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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has 79.51 % from 507 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
One particular Christmas season a long time ago Santa was ready for his Christmas run... but there were problems. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whisky. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hid the bottle and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?" Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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has 79.50 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Christmas, elf, Santa
Use to be we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steven Jobs. Now we have no hope, no cash, and no jobs. Please do not die Kevin Bacon.
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has 79.50 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A blonde hops on and off a curb on a busy street, saying 54 over and over. A brunette walks by and asks what the blonde is doing. The blonde replies that she is jumping on and off the curb saying 54 over and over. The brunette joins her. Soon, the brunette gets hit by a passing car. The blonde watches as the car drives away. The blond then continues to jump on and off the curb, saying 55 over and over.
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has 79.35 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, car, communication, driving
Want to hear a clean joke? The boy took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man.
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has 79.24 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
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has 79.19 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black humor, music
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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has 79.19 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, mother in law, Thanksgiving
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