The best black humor jokes

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?” The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.” “What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter. “My ex-wife” replied the hunter.
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has 79.93 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, hunting, wife
What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
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has 79.89 % from 355 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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has 79.57 % from 498 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, health
Use to be we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steven Jobs. Now we have no hope, no cash, and no jobs. Please do not die Kevin Bacon.
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has 79.50 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black humor
If you're scared of dying alone then become a bus driver.
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has 79.48 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
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has 79.37 % from 425 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
Q: What's the best thing about ISIS jokes? A: The execution.
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has 79.33 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 79.27 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
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has 79.19 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black humor, music
Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking. Looking at the beginning of course, he sees a coffin behind a gentleman with a little dog followed by the crowd. Approaching the owner and he asks him: "What happened here, man?" "Pff, my mother-in-law died," he said. "Hush how sad eh… And, if allowed, how?" "My dog bit her…" "You don't tell me! Could you lend him to me just for tonight?" "Get in line!"
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has 79.19 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, dog, mother in law, work
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