A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.