The best black people jokes

Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
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has 60.03 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black people, weather
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
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has 59.92 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 59.77 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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has 59.56 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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has 59.40 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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has 59.33 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: black people, technology
How do you kill half of Ethiopia? Throw a piece of bread off a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 59.06 % from 557 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, family, racist, travel
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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has 58.98 % from 594 votes. More jokes about: black people, war
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