Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?"
"No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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