Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."