The best black people jokes

Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 56.49 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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has 56.44 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
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has 56.38 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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has 56.38 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: black people, technology
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
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has 56.18 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: black people, church, death, god, heaven
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
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has 56.04 % from 501 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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has 55.98 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, family
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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has 55.90 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, death
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 55.82 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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