I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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