The best black people jokes

Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 59.38 % from 541 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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has 59.33 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: black people, technology
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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has 59.22 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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has 59.17 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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has 59.12 % from 591 votes. More jokes about: black people, war
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 59.00 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 58.93 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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has 58.90 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
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has 58.59 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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has 58.58 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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