Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one!
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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