The best black people jokes

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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has 55.79 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, death
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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has 55.71 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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has 55.64 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: black people, technology
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 55.64 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
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has 55.56 % from 309 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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has 55.44 % from 386 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist, vulgar, winter
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
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has 55.24 % from 276 votes. More jokes about: black people
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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has 55.22 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 55.13 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 55.13 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
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