Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."