What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?"
"No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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