The best black people jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
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has 56.75 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: black people, drunk
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 56.71 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
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has 56.55 % from 495 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 56.37 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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has 56.30 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, family
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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has 56.14 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
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has 55.95 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: black people, church, death, god, heaven
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 55.37 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
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