The best black people jokes

What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
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has 54.40 % from 347 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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has 54.23 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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has 54.13 % from 443 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist, vulgar, winter
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
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has 54.03 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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has 53.49 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 53.26 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 53.24 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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has 53.18 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 53.17 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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has 53.17 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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