The best black people jokes

Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
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has 53.62 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 53.57 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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has 53.32 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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has 53.18 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, death
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 52.99 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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has 52.92 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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has 52.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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has 52.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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has 52.84 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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has 52.82 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
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