What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"