Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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Joke has 48.10 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Joke has 47.81 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire?
The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists.
He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY.
Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him:
You have written your wife name too?
No, I'm responsible for the tourists.
So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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