Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.