Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"