What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation
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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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Q: Why are crippled people always picked on?
A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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