Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!
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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual.
When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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