The best black people jokes

Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
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has 47.81 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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has 47.75 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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has 47.46 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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has 47.46 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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has 47.09 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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has 46.90 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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has 46.88 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, dog
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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has 46.80 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, black people, wife, women
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 46.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
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