Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.