Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.