Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
Why did the black guy cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Q: Why are most democrats black A: Black people are idiots.