The best black people jokes

A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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has 48.49 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black people
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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has 48.38 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 48.24 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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has 48.24 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people, music, racist
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
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has 48.23 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black people
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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has 47.98 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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has 47.98 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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has 47.74 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
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has 47.51 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
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has 47.50 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
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