A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake.
The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake.
The woman says to him:
You saved me!
I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish.
I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs.
Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire?
The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual.
When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works
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