Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.