The best black people jokes

Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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has 47.98 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 47.80 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 47.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
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has 47.42 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
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has 47.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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has 47.27 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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has 47.26 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weed
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 47.07 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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has 46.96 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
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