The best black people jokes

Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
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has 49.52 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black people
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 49.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
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has 49.20 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, kids, racist
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 49.06 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
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has 48.69 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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has 48.42 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist
Why did the black guy cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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has 48.19 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
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has 48.18 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 48.16 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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has 47.85 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black people
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