How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
Why did the black guy cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I'm responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!