The best black people jokes

Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
Vote: has 54.26 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.
Vote: has 54.26 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, racist
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
Vote: has 54.00 % from 192 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, dad, money
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Vote: has 53.78 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
Vote: has 53.58 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: bar, black people, geography, parrot
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Vote: has 52.73 % from 148 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
Vote: has 52.55 % from 104 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
Vote: has 52.26 % from 78 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Vote: has 51.96 % from 141 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, food, Thanksgiving
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
Vote: has 51.59 % from 95 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, work