Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!