The best black people jokes

Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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has 48.30 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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has 48.18 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weed
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 48.10 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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has 47.98 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 47.81 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 47.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
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has 47.42 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: black people
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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has 47.27 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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has 46.96 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I'm responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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has 46.95 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black people
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