The best black people jokes

Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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has 47.46 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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has 47.46 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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has 46.90 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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has 46.80 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, black people, wife, women
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 46.74 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
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has 46.53 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, kids, racist
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 46.37 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, internet, racist
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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has 46.37 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
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