Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation 
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual.
When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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Why did the black guy cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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