Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads! 
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Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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Q: Why are crippled people always picked on?
A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists.
He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY.
Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him:
You have written your wife name too?
No, I'm responsible for the tourists.
So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual.
When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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