What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black