Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black