The best black people jokes

Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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has 49.00 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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has 48.95 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
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has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black people
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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has 48.90 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: black people, death
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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has 48.86 % from 479 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 48.76 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 48.74 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 48.68 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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has 48.54 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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has 48.30 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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