Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."