The best black people jokes

Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 50.60 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 50.54 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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has 50.53 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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has 50.27 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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has 50.06 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: black people, death
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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has 50.05 % from 495 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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has 49.98 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
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has 49.96 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black people
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 49.96 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids
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