Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!