The best black people jokes

I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
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How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
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