What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
How do you get a nigga out of a tree? Cut the rope.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.