The best black people jokes

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 49.22 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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has 49.20 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black people
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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has 49.19 % from 472 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
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has 49.10 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 48.75 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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has 48.72 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: black people, death
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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has 48.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
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has 48.49 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
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has 48.43 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
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has 47.81 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: black people
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