Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"