The best blonde jokes

Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while. Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded, "Hurry, hurry! It's going to rain and we left the top down!"
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has 75.48 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A man and a blonde are at an ATM. The man says "I know you'r pincode, it's ****" and the blonde says "No it's not! It's 4829!"
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has 75.29 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: blonde
One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!" The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?" They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats".
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, work
A blonde says to her doctor, "Each time I try to sip my coffee, my eye hurts." The doctor says, "Maybe you should take the stirrer out of the cup."
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself!
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has 75.13 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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has 74.96 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? They forget the recipe.
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the blonde again catches up and says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load." He ignores her again and continues down the street. At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's snowing, and I'm driving a salt truck."
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has 74.89 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, driving, winter, work
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