The best blonde jokes

Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!
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has 73.37 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Natalie, a pretty but distraught blonde model, took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time a man takes me out, I wind up in bed with him. And then afterward I feel guilty and depressed all day long." "I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you want me to strengthen your will power." "Heavens, NO!" exclaimed the model. "I want you to fix it so I don't feel guilty and depressed afterward."
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has 73.31 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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has 73.22 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds. A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery. Her reply: "My computer keeps telling me I have mail."
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A. Run...she has a grenade in her mouth.
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has 73.12 % from 428 votes. More jokes about: blonde
This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give her a job. "Now I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day," the foreman told her. The blonde woman didn't see this as a problem, so she went out with the Chainsaw and did her best. She came back sweating like a pig. "Christ, how many trees did you cut down?" asked the foreman. "6" she replied. "What!? You have to do beter than that. Get up earlier tommorow.'' The foreman said. So she did. Out she went with the chainsaw, she came back that night exhausted. "How many this time?" asked the foreman. "12" she said. The foreman says, "That does it. I'm coming out there with you tommorow morning." The next morning, the foreman reaches the first tree and says, "This is how to cut down trees really quickly." He pulls the rope on the chainsaw and it gives off a loud BRRRRRRUM. He notices the blonde is looking at him frantically. So he asks her what's wrong. She replies, "What the hell is that?"
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? They forget the recipe.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde
She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord and nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde
Q: How do you know a blonde's having a bad day? A: Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil...
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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