The best blonde jokes

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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has 73.94 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: blonde
blonde asked someone what time it was, and the person told her it was 3:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
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has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: blonde, time
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A: Because red means Stop.
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has 73.80 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, dirty, sex
Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!
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has 73.64 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde walks into a gas station and says to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?" The manager gives the blonde a bent coat hanger. A few minutes later, he goes out to check on her. As her approaches the blonde working the hanger in window, he notices another blonde inside the car, coaching "No, no! A little to the left."
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice. When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: “There are no fish in there”. So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there. So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her. “How do you know there are no fish there?” asks the blonde. So the man cooly says “Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: blonde, fish, sport
She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the blonde again catches up and says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load." He ignores her again and continues down the street. At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's snowing, and I'm driving a salt truck."
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has 73.41 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, driving, winter, work
Natalie, a pretty but distraught blonde model, took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time a man takes me out, I wind up in bed with him. And then afterward I feel guilty and depressed all day long." "I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you want me to strengthen your will power." "Heavens, NO!" exclaimed the model. "I want you to fix it so I don't feel guilty and depressed afterward."
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has 73.31 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A. Run...she has a grenade in her mouth.
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has 73.24 % from 430 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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