The best blonde jokes

Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river? So she could have shade when she swam across!
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: blonde
One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway. He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa." She says no again, and tries to fall asleep. The man tries harder, saying, "Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?" At that number, the blonde agrees. The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500. "Got it," she replies. He asks, "Who was the sixth president?" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5. Now it's her turn, and she says, "What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?" The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the Internet, e-mails his friends. No one knows the answer. So he gives her $500.00. Then, as they're landing he asks her, "What was that thing anyway?" She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Death: It's your time. give me your hand Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I'll never die! Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five! Blonde: *high fives* Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...
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has 74.03 % from 1645 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, stupid
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning? Tell her a joke on Friday night.
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has 73.94 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning? A: Because they think they're getting their picture taken!
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has 73.80 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet? A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
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has 73.75 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, time
Two blondes finds a mirror on the sidewalk. The first blonde picks it up, looks into it, and says, "Hey, I know this person! I've seen her somewhere before." The second blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh! Of course you have that's me!"
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did the blond layout on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? A: She wanted to get a dark tan.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, stupid
A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, stupid
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, stupid
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