The best blonde jokes

Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly? The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing."
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, travel
Q: Why did the blond layout on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? A: She wanted to get a dark tan.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, stupid
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A: Because red means Stop.
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has 75.96 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, dirty, sex
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she's too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.
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has 75.68 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: blonde, desert island, ginger, stupid, travel
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in. Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation. "Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.
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has 75.60 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?" The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off. Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?" The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"
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has 75.60 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop, time, travel
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself!
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has 75.48 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway. He started chasing after the speeder . When he got close he's saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving. The cop yelled, "Pull over!" The blonde shouted back, "No! It's a sweater!"
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has 75.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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