The best blonde jokes

A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming "lifesaver! lifesaver!" The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks "cherry or grape?"
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company. After the first day, the brunette team had installed 30 poles, the redhead team had installed 37 poles, and the blonde team had installed 7. The contractor was outraged with the blonde team and demanded to know why they had done so few. "Hey, we saw what the other teams were doing. Their's were still sticking out of the ground."
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger, phone
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second. An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the breast stroke, the others were using their arms.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.
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has 71.74 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q:Why did the blonde have a triangular coffin? A:Because as soon as her head hits a pillow she spreads her legs!
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? A: So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, food, travel, work
A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers. She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop." The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone. The blonde concludes: when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.
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has 71.45 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: blonde, science, student
Q:Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? A:It takes too long to retrain them.
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? A: She missed the Earth.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: blonde
One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead's house while the redhead's father was out. The father had a pet parrot, which he did n ot let anyone else touch. But, when he left, the girls took him out. The girls were playing with it, when the blonde grabbed the parrot and accidentally ripped out one of its wings. “Now you've done it!” the red head yelled at the blonde. “Go buy him another one just like that, here's some money.” The redhead went into her piggy bank and gave the blonde $50. “Okay,” said the blonde, “but it's going to hard to find a parrot with only one wing.”
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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