The best blonde jokes

Q. What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A. Run...she has a grenade in her mouth.
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has 73.24 % from 430 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.
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has 73.22 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river? So she could have shade when she swam across!
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get sunburn on his “tool of the trade”. But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young man’s sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his member immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, “So that’s how you guys load those things!”
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dating, women
A blonde gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones. The hairdresser asks her to take them off, but she protests that she'll die without them. The hairdresser sighs, and starts cutting the hair around the headphones. Soon, the blonde falls asleep, and the hairdresser removes the headphones. A few minutes later, the blonde collapses, dead on the floor. Alarmed, the hairdresser puts the headphones to his ear and hears, "Breathe in. Breathe out."
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has 72.95 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?  "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, disgusting, lawyer
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
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has 72.77 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, game
Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. Who picks it up? A: The pregnant woman... the other two aren't real!
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has 72.70 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How do you know a blonde's having a bad day? A: Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil...
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, stupid
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