The best blonde jokes

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord and nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde
A blonde walks into a gas station and says to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?" The manager gives the blonde a bent coat hanger. A few minutes later, he goes out to check on her. As her approaches the blonde working the hanger in window, he notices another blonde inside the car, coaching "No, no! A little to the left."
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, science, stupid
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
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has 72.41 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, game
There are three blonds that went to the store. After they get done in the store one of the blondes realizes that she locked her keys in her car. The first blond tried using a screwdriver to unlock the door. The second blond tried using a hanger. The third blond tried using pen. While they are trying to unlock the door the second blond says "We better hurry up guys its about to rain and the tops down!"
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has 72.34 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, sex, stupid, women
When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me. First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her. Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
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has 72.16 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, disgusting, fart, love
One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead's house while the redhead's father was out. The father had a pet parrot, which he did n ot let anyone else touch. But, when he left, the girls took him out. The girls were playing with it, when the blonde grabbed the parrot and accidentally ripped out one of its wings. “Now you've done it!” the red head yelled at the blonde. “Go buy him another one just like that, here's some money.” The redhead went into her piggy bank and gave the blonde $50. “Okay,” said the blonde, “but it's going to hard to find a parrot with only one wing.”
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, stupid
Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river? So she could have shade when she swam across!
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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