The best blonde jokes

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one came first.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, stupid
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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has 54.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: blonde, college, communication, food
Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde was walking down the street with shower caps on her breasts. A guy asked her, "Hey, what's with the shower caps?" "Shower caps?" she responded, "These are booby condoms!"
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first Blonde hands her the compact. She looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Q: What's a blonde's favorite drink A: A cocktail.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, dirty
A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out really crude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up. "I'm so sick of you people who think blondes are stupid. It's because of you that I have had to try harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair. There are just as many smart people with blonde hair." "Gosh, Miss, I'm terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings." "Shut up! I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap!"
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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