The best blonde jokes

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is!” My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game? A: She drowned during the wave.
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Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?  A: An IN-body experience!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, science
Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
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There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11? She hesitates and says, "hm.. 5!" The host says "No, I'm sorry thats incorrect." All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" So the host agrees and said, "Ok how about 5 plus 5." She answers and says "20". Again all the blondes chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance." So the host agrees again and says, "OK, last chance, what is 2 plus 2." The blonde says "4!" and the audience says "Give her another chance give her another chance!"
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: blonde, football, math, money, stupid
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, golf
Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: blonde
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, life, stupid
So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!" At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building. The blonde then orders the Same beer. She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window. And falls to her death. The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman."
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, blonde, celebrity, death
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