Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some dinner, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt. "Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?"
A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first? The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? A: Must be an earthquake.