The best blonde jokes

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, life, stupid
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game? A: She drowned during the wave.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Blonde cop pulls over blonde motorist. Cop asks the motorist to see her license so the blonde searches in her purse & tells the blonde cop that she must have forgot it at home. The blonde cop asks the blonde motorist does she have any other type of identification so she searches in her purse again, looks at a pocket mirror & says, "I have a picture of myself." The cop asks to see it so the blonde motorist hands over the pocket mirror. The blonde cop looks at it & says, "Well if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?  A: An IN-body experience!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, science
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, golf
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.” The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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