A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is!” My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game? A: She drowned during the wave.
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience!
Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!" At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building. The blonde then orders the Same beer. She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window. And falls to her death. The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman."