I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.
I dyed my hair!
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.
Blonde cop pulls over blonde motorist.
Cop asks the motorist to see her license so the blonde searches in her purse & tells the blonde cop that she must have forgot it at home.
The blonde cop asks the blonde motorist does she have any other type of identification so she searches in her purse again, looks at a pocket mirror & says, "I have a picture of myself."
The cop asks to see it so the blonde motorist hands over the pocket mirror.
The blonde cop looks at it & says, "Well if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over."
Why did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing!
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people."
Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?"
Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course?
A: The 19th hole.
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him.
“Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget.
The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.”
The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”