The best blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, doctor, kids
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, technology
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, stupid
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some dinner, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt. "Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?"
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies? It hurts to boil their nipples!
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh I know." So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved. Then dissapered over it. The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?" His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, car, driving, life
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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has 51.47 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
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