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What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
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Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
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What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men? Their knees.
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A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in. "I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!" "Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!" The customer left.
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Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
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Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: Lights it
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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!
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A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here.”
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If you don't know who your father is, odds are it's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
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