The best blonde jokes

So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!" At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building. The blonde then orders the Same beer. She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window. And falls to her death. The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman."
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, blonde, celebrity, death
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, golf
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: blonde, college, communication, food
A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says, "I will grant you three wishes." The blonde says, "For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear." The genie replies, "Your wish is my command." Suddenly, the blonde exclaims, "Holy sh*t! What did you do with my ears?"
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11? She hesitates and says, "hm.. 5!" The host says "No, I'm sorry thats incorrect." All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" So the host agrees and said, "Ok how about 5 plus 5." She answers and says "20". Again all the blondes chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance." So the host agrees again and says, "OK, last chance, what is 2 plus 2." The blonde says "4!" and the audience says "Give her another chance give her another chance!"
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, football, math, money, stupid
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days. "Eat anything and everything you want for the first two days of your diet. Then skip the third day." So the blonde went home and ate anything and everything she wanted for the first two days, then she skipped the third day. The next day she went back to the doctor and he asked her, "How is your diet?" She said, "Well, the first two days were easy but that third day was hard. Doing all that skipping made me really tired."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, stupid
Me: If a blonde girl and brunette girl jumped off a cliff at the same time, who would hit the ground first? Friend: I don't know, who? Me: The brunnete, the blonde had to ask for directions.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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