What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men? Their knees.
A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in. "I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!" "Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!" The customer left.
Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: Lights it
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!
A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here.”
If you don't know who your father is, odds are it's Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!