Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
A blond gave birth to two twins and continously crying. A nurse asks her what's the problem. She replies,"I don't know with whom I have the second baby..."
Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room? A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? A: Must be an earthquake.
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game? A: She drowned during the wave.
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience!
A policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver’s license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver’s license, he asks for registration. Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, “It’s that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment.” “Ah,” she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his cock out. Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, “Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!”
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is!” My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.