The best blonde jokes

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
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A blond gave birth to two twins and continously crying. A nurse asks her what's the problem. She replies,"I don't know with whom I have the second baby..."
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Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room? A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
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Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? A: Must be an earthquake.
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Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game? A: She drowned during the wave.
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This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification. The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.” “Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop. The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.” “Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you."
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Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
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Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?  A: An IN-body experience!
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Why did the blond speed on the highway? Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
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