The best blonde jokes

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde
While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, math
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: athlete, blonde, fat, stupid
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, flirt, mean, wife
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? A: Must be an earthquake.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle? A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
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has 52.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, golf
Me: If a blonde girl and brunette girl jumped off a cliff at the same time, who would hit the ground first? Friend: I don't know, who? Me: The brunnete, the blonde had to ask for directions.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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