A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
A blond gave birth to two twins and continously crying. A nurse asks her what's the problem. She replies,"I don't know with whom I have the second baby..."
Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room? A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? A: Must be an earthquake.
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game? A: She drowned during the wave.
Blonde cop pulls over blonde motorist. Cop asks the motorist to see her license so the blonde searches in her purse & tells the blonde cop that she must have forgot it at home. The blonde cop asks the blonde motorist does she have any other type of identification so she searches in her purse again, looks at a pocket mirror & says, "I have a picture of myself." The cop asks to see it so the blonde motorist hands over the pocket mirror. The blonde cop looks at it & says, "Well if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over."
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience!
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."