Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room?
A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?
A: Must be an earthquake.
Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle?
A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course?
A: The 19th hole.
A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys.
What is wrong with this joke?
1. This isn't a joke
2. The blonde is thinking
Me: If a blonde girl and brunette girl jumped off a cliff at the same time, who would hit the ground first?
Friend: I don't know, who?
Me: The brunnete, the blonde had to ask for directions.
Three women were sitting in a bar, (a brunette, red head, and a blonde) they were all pregnant.
The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have."
The other to asked how.
She replied, "well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a boy".
The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived.
The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants?
So they don't have to pay the flat tax.
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.