The best blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room? A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
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Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? A: Must be an earthquake.
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Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle? A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
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Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
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Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
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has 52.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, golf
A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys. What is wrong with this joke? 1. This isn't a joke 2. The blonde is thinking
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: blonde, military
Me: If a blonde girl and brunette girl jumped off a cliff at the same time, who would hit the ground first? Friend: I don't know, who? Me: The brunnete, the blonde had to ask for directions.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Three women were sitting in a bar, (a brunette, red head, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a boy". The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, blonde, ginger, women
Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants? So they don't have to pay the flat tax.
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Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
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