The best blonde jokes

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in. And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind her. Finally, a guy on line said, "Will you hurry up? We're all hot and thirsty!" And the blonde said, "No way. I'm still winning!"
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How are blondes like postage stamps? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
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What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, doctor, kids
A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells off the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter. "I'm here for the paint job," she said. "Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house." The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coat. After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isn't a Porsche out back. It's a new BMW.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach. Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff." So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away. Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away. Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, genie, ginger
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
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has 51.63 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: blonde, lesbian
There was a burning building with a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde at the top. The firemen are yelling to the redhead to jump into a blanket and she jumps off the building and right as she was about to safely hit the blanket they moved it and she dies. They yell to the brunette to jump but she says,"No I saw what you did to the redhead"! They shout we don't like redheads! So the brunette jumps and sure enough they move the blanket and she dies. Then they shout to the blonde to jump off into the blanket. But the blonde says,"no I saw what you did to them"! They shout we don't like them! The blonde then says, "I don't trust you guys, put the blanket on the ground and step back!"
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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