The best blonde jokes

Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, Yo mama
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, sport, stupid
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
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has 44.49 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification. The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.” “Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop. The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.” “Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop
A blonde comes home to find her husband in bed with a redhead. She grabs a gun and holds it to her own head. The husband begs her not to shoot herself. The blonde shouts at her husband, ‘Shut up! You’re next!’
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: Lights it
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde was so proud of herself because she finished a jigsaw in 6 months and the cover said 2-4 years!
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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