The best blonde jokes

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to of all people a beautiful, you guessed it, blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, golf
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why" asks the Blond "Because your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, cop
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
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has 43.68 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
If you don't know who your father is, odds are it's Chuck Norris.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad
How many blondes does it take to play tag? One.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, sport, stupid
Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, health
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