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Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
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What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
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What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men? Their knees.
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A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in. "I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!" "Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!" The customer left.
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A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the plane and sat down in first class. A few minutes later, a flight attendent came up to her and told her that her ticket was for coach and she had to move from the seat. She refused. The flight attendent was persistant, but the blonde replied, "No, I want to sit here, I've always wanted to see what it is like in first class." The flight attendent was getting frustrated. Finally, after quite some time, she convinced her to move. Another passenger who overheard the conversation asked the attendent, "How did you get her to move?" The flight attendent replied, "I told her that first class doesn't stop in Detroit."
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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21.
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Q: What is long and hard to a blonde? A: Fourth grade.
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Slut - "I hate you bitch" Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."
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A group of blondes was going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day, I am going to dial 911 and call the cops!"
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Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A. Because she blows the horn!
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