The best blonde jokes

What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?" Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!" The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman. The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
There are 2 women getting ready to leave for work. The brunette gets in the driver's seat and the blonde gets in the passenger's seat. The brunette says: "We're late, so you watch out the back window for cops." As she speeds down the road she asks the blonde: "So, do you see any cops?" The blonde replies: "Yes!" The brunette says: "Are they behind us?" "Yes!" "Are they close?" "Yes!" "Are they going to stop us?" "I don't know!" "Well, are their lights on?" The blonde replies: "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no...!
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, work
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis." The blond yelled at the doctor... "A cute appendicitis! I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, medical, stupid
A blonde, a brunet and a red head were running from the cops when they came upon three empty sacks laying in front of a closed store. "Let's hide in these and the cops won't find us!" said the red head, and they each dove into the sacks. The brunet hid in one that said CAT. The red head hid in one that said DOG, and the blonde hid in one that said POTATOS. When the cops came by, they saw the bags and said: "Maybe they're in these sacks. Kick one of them." to the other. The other cop kicked the bag the brunet was in that said CAT and she said: "Meow!". So the cop kicked the second bag with the red head that said DOG. She said once kicked: "Woof!". So the cop moved on to the final sack that said POTATOS and kicked it. The blonde cried out: "Potatos!"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, food, ginger
Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A. She moved.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, doctor
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ‘Oh look! Doughnut seeds!’
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How does a blonde order a root beer? A: Extra large, hold the roots.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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