The best blonde jokes

Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead wake up on an island with a gun. Only three bullets were in the barrel. "I'm going hunting," said the redhead, and she ran into the vegetation. She came back with a rabbit. "How did you get that?" the other two asked. "I followed the tracks, shot it and brought it back. The brunette, thinking that she could do better, went out and came back with a deer. "How did you get that?" the other two asked. "I followed the tracks, shot it and brought it back. "I could do better than either of you" said the blonde and ran into the forest and came back with bruises and scrapes. "What happened?" they asked. "I followed the tracks and got hit by a train."
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock, stupid
A blonde is on holiday and she wallks into an internet cafe to send an e-mail to her mum in America. She doesn't know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says: "Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mum?" The guy says "Yeh, but it will cost ya" And the blonde says "Sure i'll do anything for my mum" The guy says: "In that case follow me" So she follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down his boxers and says: "Well go on then you said you'd do anything!" So she picks up his dick, holds it to her mouth and says: "Hello.........mum are you there?"
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, technology, women
Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
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