The best blonde jokes

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, driving
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop, phone
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, science, time
A group of blondes was going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day, I am going to dial 911 and call the cops!"
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, cop, travel
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blond was taking a shower and her husband called in and asked "did you find the new dry hair shampoo I picked up for you?" And the blond replied "yes but there's a problem I already got my hair wet"
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, husband
The Boyfriend says to his blonde girlfriend, "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?"
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, death
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