The best blonde jokes

Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
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has 36.86 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop, phone
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black people, blonde, genie, love, money
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop, phone
Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead wake up on an island with a gun. Only three bullets were in the barrel. "I'm going hunting," said the redhead, and she ran into the vegetation. She came back with a rabbit. "How did you get that?" the other two asked. "I followed the tracks, shot it and brought it back. The brunette, thinking that she could do better, went out and came back with a deer. "How did you get that?" the other two asked. "I followed the tracks, shot it and brought it back. "I could do better than either of you" said the blonde and ran into the forest and came back with bruises and scrapes. "What happened?" they asked. "I followed the tracks and got hit by a train."
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, couple, death, winter
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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