The best blonde jokes

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
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has 37.03 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop, phone
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, driving
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop, phone
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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has 36.21 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock, stupid
What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob? A. Because everybody gets a turn.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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