What does a blonde say after having sex?
What team do you guys play for?
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
They know how many men went down on the Titanic.
A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business.
She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal.
Soon, a man walks in.
"I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!"
"Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!"
The customer left.
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
A group of blondes was going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer.
A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though.
One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day, I am going to dial 911 and call the cops!"
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
"You keep hearing about them, but never see any."
A blonde wanders into a library and says, ‘Can I have a burger and fries?’
The librarian says, ‘I’m sorry, but this is a library.’
The blonde whispers, ‘Can I have a burger and fries?’
How do you change a blonde’s mind?
Blow in her ear.
How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.