The best blonde jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate.
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How does a blonde answer the question, ‘Are you sexually active?’ ‘No, I just lie there.’
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A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel. Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!
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Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
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Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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A blonde in a bar is hunched over her martini spearing at the olive with a cocktail stick. A dozen times the olive eludes her until a man sitting next to her grabs the stick and skewers it for her. ‘That’s the way to do it,’ he says. ‘Big deal,’ replies the blonde. ‘You’d never have got it unless I’d tired it out first.’
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How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? There’s whiteout on the screen. How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer? There’s writing on the whiteout.
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How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
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A blonde was so proud of herself because she finished a jigsaw in 6 months and the cover said 2-4 years!
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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? Flattered.
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