How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle? Shine a torch into her ear.
What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear? Data transfer.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate.
A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel. Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!
What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head.
What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams inagony. She pushes her knee and screams,pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I'm really a blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken
I'm a blonde! I'm a blonde, yay! B-L-O...? I'm a blonde, yay!
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"