The best blonde jokes

How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle? Shine a torch into her ear.
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What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear? Data transfer.
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Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate.
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A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel. Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!
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What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head.
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has 34.78 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.
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has 34.78 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams inagony. She pushes her knee and screams,pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I'm really a blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, health
I'm a blonde! I'm a blonde, yay! B-L-O...? I'm a blonde, yay!
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, science, time
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