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Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A blonde parade.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?
A: Silicone chips.
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A. Divorcee'
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony?
A: The blond girl told him to come outside
Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles.
One of them is pulling nails from his jar and if they face him, he throws them away.
The other blonde asks what he's doing.
"Duh. I'm throwing away the defective ones."
"No, stupid! Those are for the other side of the roof."
A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her ears and her right hand are burned.
"Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor.
"I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear."
"What about the other ear and your hand?"
"I tried to call for an ambulance."
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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