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Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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A blonde in a bar is hunched over her martini spearing at the olive with a cocktail stick. A dozen times the olive eludes her until a man sitting next to her grabs the stick and skewers it for her. ‘That’s the way to do it,’ he says. ‘Big deal,’ replies the blonde. ‘You’d never have got it unless I’d tired it out first.’
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How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
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What are the six worst years in a blonde’s life? Third grade.
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Why did the blonde roast a chicken for three and a half days? The instructions said ‘cook it for half an hour per pound’, and she weighed 125.
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What does a blonde say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?
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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? Flattered.
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How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.
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What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head.
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What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.
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