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What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you? "Just pull the pin and throw it back."
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A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
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A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
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What can save a dying blonde? Hair transplants.
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What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
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A blond whines at her mother: Mother, I’m impregnate! What? Where the hell was you’re head? What do you mean by that, on the pillow off course!
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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
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What did the blonde get on her IQ test? Saliva.
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Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'
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