How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? Flattered.
How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.
What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head.
What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
I'm a blonde! I'm a blonde, yay! B-L-O...? I'm a blonde, yay!
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.