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What does a blonde say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?
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What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.
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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
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A brunnette and a red haid were riding in the front of a pickup truck the blonde was in the back. The truck crashed into the lake and the redhead and the brunnette made it to shore quickly but it took the blonde ten min. They asked when she got there, "What took so long"? The blonde replied, " I had to get the tailgate open".
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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
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What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you? "Just pull the pin and throw it back."
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A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
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Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
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