What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you? "Just pull the pin and throw it back."
A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
What can save a dying blonde? Hair transplants.
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
A blond whines at her mother: Mother, I’m impregnate! What? Where the hell was you’re head? What do you mean by that, on the pillow off course!
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
What did the blonde get on her IQ test? Saliva.
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'