The best blonde jokes

A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse? So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
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Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?  A: Put either of 'em in a car and they're fucked.
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Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
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What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
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What did the blonde’s right leg say to her left leg? Nothing, they’ve never met!
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Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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