The best blonde jokes

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? Flattered.
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has 34.78 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.
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has 34.78 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head.
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What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.
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Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
I'm a blonde! I'm a blonde, yay! B-L-O...? I'm a blonde, yay!
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, time
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, medical, stupid
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, driving
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
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