The best blonde jokes

What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head.
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What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.
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has 34.78 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams inagony. She pushes her knee and screams,pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I'm really a blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, health
I'm a blonde! I'm a blonde, yay! B-L-O...? I'm a blonde, yay!
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, science, time
Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse? So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop
What did the blonde’s right leg say to her left leg? Nothing, they’ve never met!
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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