How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse? So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.