The best blonde jokes

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, science, time
Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse? So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop
What did the blonde’s right leg say to her left leg? Nothing, they’ve never met!
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead wake up on an island with a gun. Only three bullets were in the barrel. "I'm going hunting," said the redhead, and she ran into the vegetation. She came back with a rabbit. "How did you get that?" the other two asked. "I followed the tracks, shot it and brought it back. The brunette, thinking that she could do better, went out and came back with a deer. "How did you get that?" the other two asked. "I followed the tracks, shot it and brought it back. "I could do better than either of you" said the blonde and ran into the forest and came back with bruises and scrapes. "What happened?" they asked. "I followed the tracks and got hit by a train."
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited - she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband. "Hi Hon," he says. "How do you like your new phone?" She replies, "I just love it. It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell. There's one thing I don't understand though." "What's that, baby?" asks the husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you? "Just pull the pin and throw it back."
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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