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What are the six worst years in a blonde’s life? Third grade.
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Why did the blonde roast a chicken for three and a half days? The instructions said ‘cook it for half an hour per pound’, and she weighed 125.
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What does a blonde say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?
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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? Flattered.
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How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.
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What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head.
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What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.
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Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited - she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband. "Hi Hon," he says. "How do you like your new phone?" She replies, "I just love it. It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell. There's one thing I don't understand though." "What's that, baby?" asks the husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
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I'm a blonde! I'm a blonde, yay! B-L-O...? I'm a blonde, yay!
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