The best business jokes

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
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has 68.72 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, business, ginger, god
Not the people who posted this sign at a bookstore that was going out of business: "Sorry, no public restroom. Try amazon.com."
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, mean
A furniture store keeps calling me. But all I wanted was one night stand.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: business, sex
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
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has 68.01 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: business, life, math, time, women
Even though telemarketers are slightly less beloved than dentists and tax auditors, that's the job my friend took during his summer vacation. Halfway through one of his sales pitches, he heard a clicking at the other end of the line. Thinking the man may have hung up, he asked, "Are you still there?" "Yeah, still here," said the man. "Sorry, I heard a click and I thought you'd been disconnected." "No," the man said, "that would sound more like this." He then proceeded to show me what it would sound like by slamming down the phone.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, dentist, tax
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty
Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a bungee-jumping business south of the border. They went to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a huge platform, and opened for business. By noon the first day, they both noticed that while everyone was watching, no one was buying tickets. Jack told John to go up and jump, so everyone could see how much fun it was, and then they would buy tickets and try it. John jumped, almost reached the ground, and sprang back up. Jack saw that his shirt was torn and his hair was mussed. John came down again and sprang back up. This time he had several bruises and his clothes were ripped to shreds. The third time down and back up, and he had several open wounds, a broken arm, and was bruised over most of his body. Jack quickly raised John to the platform and asked him what in the world was going on. John replied, "I’m not sure. Do you know what 'pinata' means?"
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: business, life, mexican
A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost on Halloween. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer later downloads his photos and finds that the photos are underexposed and completely blank. Moral of the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: business, Halloween, life
Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi. They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
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has 66.69 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, democrat, food, political
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, business, insulting
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