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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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