The best celebrity jokes

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
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has 57.98 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT, phone
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, love
A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out! "Holy cow! Did you see that!? That guy just jumped out the window!" The bartender does nothing. So the man takes another sip. A minute later the same guy walks in, orders another drink, chugs it, and jumps out the window again. "Jesus! He just jumped again!" The bartender ignores the man. So the man sits puzzled. The guy comes back into the bar, and orders another drink. "How did you survive that jump?" "I ordered a floatie drink, if you drink it in a certain amount of time, you can float." So the guy quickly orders a floatie drink. He takes it from the bartender, and chugs it. He then jumps out the window and... SPLAT! Right on the sidewalk! The Bartender then says, "You know, Superman... you can be a real jerk when youre drunk."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, beer, celebrity
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, life, music, women
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, kids
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
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