Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.