The best celebrity jokes

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
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has 58.32 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, christian, Chuck Norris, communication
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT, phone
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, love
A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out! "Holy cow! Did you see that!? That guy just jumped out the window!" The bartender does nothing. So the man takes another sip. A minute later the same guy walks in, orders another drink, chugs it, and jumps out the window again. "Jesus! He just jumped again!" The bartender ignores the man. So the man sits puzzled. The guy comes back into the bar, and orders another drink. "How did you survive that jump?" "I ordered a floatie drink, if you drink it in a certain amount of time, you can float." So the guy quickly orders a floatie drink. He takes it from the bartender, and chugs it. He then jumps out the window and... SPLAT! Right on the sidewalk! The Bartender then says, "You know, Superman... you can be a real jerk when youre drunk."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, beer, celebrity
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, life, music, women
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
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