Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.