So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down.
A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!"
At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building.
The blonde then orders the Same beer.
She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window.
And falls to her death.
The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman." 
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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