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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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has 51.49 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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has 50.72 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, fat
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life, music
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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