The best celebrity jokes

Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, love
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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has 59.56 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, jewish, morbid
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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has 59.50 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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