The best celebrity jokes

Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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has 59.41 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, jewish, morbid
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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has 59.06 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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has 58.98 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life, music
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, fat
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