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Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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