The best celebrity jokes

Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, fat
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, IT, phone
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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has 49.69 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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