The best celebrity jokes

When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, fat
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"
has 49.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, health, life, work
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
has 49.51 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, pirate
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
has 49.48 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Bill Clinton were on the yellow brick road, going to see the Wizard of Oz. When they got there, the Wizard of Oz said they could each have one wish. ''I want to have brains,'' said George W. POOF! He got some brains. ''I want to have a heart,'' said Dick Cheney. POOF! He had a heart (albeit a problematic one.) ''I want to have courage,'' said Colin Powell. POOF! He had courage. Finally it was former President, Bill Clinton's turn. ''Well, what do you want?'' asked the Wizard. Clinton thought a moment and asked, ''Ummm... Is Dorothy around?''
has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, political, sport
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
has 49.08 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
has 48.95 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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