Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?
A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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