J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
There is man sitting in a bar who is really, really drunk. When the bar closes he gets up to go home. He stumbles and falls couple of times and finally manages to get out of the door. As he gathers himself, he sees a nun passing by. He stumbles over to her and starts punching her in the face. The nun is shocked beyond belief, but before she could say anything, he leans over and punches her again. This time the nun hits the pavement. The drunk stumbles over to her, kicks her in the butt, picks her up and throws her against the wall. By now the nun is very weak and can barely move. He leans over her, grabbing her by the collar of her habit and says, "Not feeling too STRONG tonight, I thought you would be tougher Batman!"