Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
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I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down.
A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!"
At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building.
The blonde then orders the Same beer.
She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window.
And falls to her death.
The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman."
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers.
Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room.
"Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis.
"I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce.
"I'll play him."
"And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg.
"Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly.
"And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"I'll be Bach," said Arnie.