The best celebrity jokes

Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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has 58.98 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, love, women
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, fat
How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, mean
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