The best celebrity jokes

What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, IT, phone
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, pirate
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: athlete, celebrity, ethnic, sport
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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has 49.00 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
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