The best celebrity jokes

Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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has 49.88 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, pirate
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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has 49.00 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, love
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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