Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.