Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?
A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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