Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
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Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?
A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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