What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.