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Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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There is man sitting in a bar who is really, really drunk. When the bar closes he gets up to go home. He stumbles and falls couple of times and finally manages to get out of the door. As he gathers himself, he sees a nun passing by. He stumbles over to her and starts punching her in the face. The nun is shocked beyond belief, but before she could say anything, he leans over and punches her again. This time the nun hits the pavement. The drunk stumbles over to her, kicks her in the butt, picks her up and throws her against the wall. By now the nun is very weak and can barely move. He leans over her, grabbing her by the collar of her habit and says, "Not feeling too STRONG tonight, I thought you would be tougher Batman!"
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I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
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