When somebody is totally angry, why not say:
"Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
Q: Why don't you ask Yoda for money?
A: He is always a little to short.
Vote:
A man walks into a sperm Bank.
He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle.
He decides to start a conversation with him.
He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?"
The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
Q: What did one magnet say to the other?
A: I find you very attractive.
Vote:
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors?
A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
Vote:
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
Vote:
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Vote:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Vote:
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Vote: