When somebody is totally angry, why not say:
"Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left.
The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right.
The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"