When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
Q: Why don't you ask Yoda for money? A: He is always a little to short.
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.