Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.