Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.