The best Christmas jokes

The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
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Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
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