The best Christmas jokes

One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, family, food
Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, customer service, food, tax
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, geek, Halloween, IT, programmer
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Christmas
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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has 49.34 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dog, food, little Johnny
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, money, Yo mama
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, communication
A school bus driver stopped the vehicle to take little George out. The kid opened the door and saw his grandmother reaching her hands to grab him. The driver though, to make sure that that person is really a family member, asks the kid. "Is this really your grandmother?" "Yes. She visits every Christmas!" "Very good! And when she stays at he rest of the year?" the driver insists. "At the airport!," says the kid and continues, "Whenever we feel like, we go there and we take her home..."
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Christmas, family, kids
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, men, sex
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