One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles?
A: Mr. XMass
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?
Answer: "Halo there!"
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The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner?
A: Toast their clients.
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