The best Christmas jokes

One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, family, food
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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has 56.98 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Yo mama
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, Santa
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fitness
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, communication
The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, money, religious, time
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: athlete, Christmas, elf
Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, customer service, food, tax
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