The best Christmas jokes

Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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has 54.18 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Yo mama
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, Santa
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fitness
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, music
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, family, food
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, communication
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, geek, Halloween, IT, programmer
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
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