The best Christmas jokes

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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has 56.98 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Yo mama
The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, money, religious, time
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, Santa
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fitness
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, communication
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: athlete, Christmas, elf
Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, customer service, food, tax
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