The best Christmas jokes

Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: bird, Christmas, death, food, Thanksgiving
Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.
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has 56.66 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, priest
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, office, party, time
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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has 55.42 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: athlete, Christmas, elf
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fitness
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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has 52.96 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Yo mama
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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has 52.34 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
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has 51.31 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, Santa
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
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