The best Christmas jokes

Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: athlete, Christmas, elf
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, men, Santa, Thanksgiving
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 56.77 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, priest
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, money, Yo mama
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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has 54.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Yo mama
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Christmas
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, music