The best Christmas jokes

Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
Vote:
has 59.01 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, mexican, racist
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
Vote:
has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Jesus said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." He came fifth and received a toaster.
Vote:
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, life
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Vote:
has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, money, Yo mama
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
Vote:
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, men, sex
While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set. "If you get your train," I told him, "your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?" The boy became very quiet. So, moving the conversation along, I asked, "What else would you like Santa to bring you?" He promptly replied, "Another train."
Vote:
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, communication, kids, work
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Vote:
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
Vote:
has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, Santa
Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
Vote:
has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, customer service, food, tax
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
Vote:
has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, life