The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men?
A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?
Both their balls are decoration only.
The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.
"Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols."
"Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?"
Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: They both have balls just for decoration.
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse.
Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I settled down for a nice piece of ass.
When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my place to see what was the matter.
When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I new in a moment it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the f*cker had fell.
He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a b*tch tore the chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, "piss on you all and have a hell of a night."
While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set.
"If you get your train," I told him, "your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?"
The boy became very quiet.
So, moving the conversation along, I asked, "What else would you like Santa to bring you?"
He promptly replied, "Another train."
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