The best Christmas jokes

How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 57.64 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: bird, Christmas, death, food, Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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has 55.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, men, Santa, Thanksgiving
Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.
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has 54.46 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, priest
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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has 52.63 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Yo mama
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
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has 51.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, Santa
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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has 50.83 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, family, food