The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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