In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.