The best Chuck Norris jokes

A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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