Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.