Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.