The best Chuck Norris jokes

The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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