Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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