A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.