The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 35.29 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart, weather
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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has 35.12 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 34.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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