The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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