The best Chuck Norris jokes

Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, medical
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, terrorist
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
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