Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.