The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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