Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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