E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.