Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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