Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.