Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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