The best Chuck Norris jokes

Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart, weather
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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