The best Chuck Norris jokes

E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
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