The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 35.29 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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has 35.29 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, terrorist
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
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