The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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