Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...