The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, technology
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, genie, stupid
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, Santa
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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has 35.51 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
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